Funniest Business Names Around Kent And The South-East
Life is better with a little humour, especially in business names. Here are some of the funniest and quirkiest business names from around Kent, Essex, London, and Surrey. These names are full of puns, double entendre, and clever wordplay.
Dingleberry Limited
Location: Canterbury, Kent
Services: Other service activities not elsewhere classified
This one is a head-scratcher! The term “dingleberry” isn’t exactly flattering—referring to something rather unpleasant. However, we’ll give them points for memorable humour! Information on this business is scarce, but maybe that’s for the best?
Jamaican Me Hungry LLP (Stratford, London)
Location: Stratford, London
Services: Jamaican takeaway
Though this business has closed, the name lives on in our hearts. The pun on "Jamaican me hungry" makes us crave a plate of jerk chicken just thinking about it!
Fail Ltd
Location: North London
Services: Dissolved
The name Fail Ltd humorously predicted the company's fate, adding a layer of irony as the business eventually failed and dissolved.
Barber Streisand
Location: East Central London
Services: Other retail sale of new goods in specialized stores
The name "Barber Streisand" is a witty play by the famous singer Barbra Streisand, adding a touch of humour and uniqueness to a barbershop. They focus on excellent men’s haircuts and short, sharp cuts for women, offering an alternative to traditional barbershops. When ladies find this barbershop, you might say they are 'Women in Love'.
…for the young readers that is a Barbra Streisand song joke.
Trotters Independent Traders Limited
Location: Broadstairs, Kent
Services: Licensed restaurants & Public houses and bars
Fans of the classic British TV show Only Fools and Horses will instantly recognise this one. The name is a nostalgic throwback, and we can only hope their service is a lot more reliable than Del Boy’s dodgy deals.
No Job Too Biggs Ltd
Location: Gillingham
Services: Plastering
“No job too small” is a common phrase in the trades, but this plastering company adds a twist with the owner’s surname, Biggs. The humour makes it stand out while cleverly promoting their ability to handle jobs of all sizes.
Shut The Muck Up Ltd
Location: Ashford
Services: General cleaning of buildings & Other cleaning services
This name is a cheeky play on words that brings humour to the cleaning industry, making it both bold and memorable. If you don’t know why it’s a play on words, ask your parents. Led by CEO Paul Archer, the company aims to improve the cleaning industry with enthusiasm, dedication, and meticulous attention to detail.
Plumb on Eileen (Sidcup, Kent)
Location: Sidcup
Services: Plumbing and heating
A playful reference to the iconic song Come On Eileen, this business is catchy and hard to forget. We’re betting that the owner is indeed called Eileen, adding a personal touch to their expertly Gas Safe-approved plumbing services.
‘Stiff Nipples’ Air Conditioning
Location: Dymchurch
Services: Air conditioning & heat pumps
This risqué name is bound to raise an eyebrow or two, but it’s all in good fun! Offering air conditioning services, this business guarantees to keep you cool—perhaps too cool 👀.
Choose Your Name Wisely!
While a funny or quirky business name can make a lasting impression, it's essential to be careful when registering your company. Companies House can reject names that are deemed inappropriate or too similar to existing businesses.
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